Dumb-Drum Major

Cool! Like I've found my happy thingy. It's rad! I'm like really into sports. Far out! I tried field sports but they're way too you know filthy (yuk); court sports are just tooooo sweaty (eeoouuu); surfing is just like you know well, wet (gnarley) and skiing just freezes my wedgie cookies. So,you know I'm on the sidelines keeping my costume clean and nifty. I shoulda been born a valley bimbo. So, like let me jump up & down & blow my whistle man at your you know party. "Rah, Rah, Ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah, Rah, Rass! Kick 'em in the other knee!!!"