Everybody Drinks a Little Sometime, but some of us sip more than others. Sure I have my vices, but they're kept in the garage next to the wood-working tools. Do I have a drinking problem? Naw, I don't have a problem with it at all. I never met a drink I didn't like. But I digest.
Do you have a pal who's retiring or having a birthday? I'm perfect for offering a toast. In fact, I'll show up pre-toasted to your event. I'm not talking about crispy bread.
Do you have a special gal who needs some crooning? I was the Ricky Martin of my day! Women still fall over me, but that's only when I'm passed out on the floor.
I'll even lead your party in a singing of the Italian National Anthem. Now, That's Amore!