Big Bad Wolf

Let's just cut to the chase and show that salacious hound as he really is.  His carnivorous incisors and lolling tongue exemplify the licking-his-chops, drooling tongue-to-the-floor wolf all women know so well.  This raconteur's cheap one-liners and self-aggrandizing memory of his past seduction of the beneficiary will leave you all howling.