Jolly Roger

AARGH Matey! Shiver me timbers, open your vault and deck your poop with laughter as I keelhaul your funny bone by walking the plank of schtick. I'll hoist me knives, do jig or two and Jolly Roger some magic. And while you're waiting for another nautical term I might make something disappear. Lock up your valuables! P.S.- Watch out for the deckhand, Skeep. He's been at sea way too long.