Dr. I. M. (Immodium Muon) HJUNG

Have scalpel, vill travel.  I recently had a case come before me.  I drank it.  But zeriously, volks, I vonce hexamined a patient who had broken his arms in sree places.  I told him to stop going to zose sree places.  Zo, if you vant a pre-frontal lobotomy, I get a free bottle in front of me.  Book me!  Quantum mechanics doesn't pay zo gudt.