Roger's Count Vlad

I'm the perfect guest for your All Hallows Eve

To excite and entertain. My magic may deceive.

 Suave and sophisticated, I've acquired a wealthy fame.

Thrilled, as I get you in my spell, you will know my name;

 And when your party reaches the witching hour

You will needs be drawn to my magnetic power.

 A smile, a laugh; you will feel so at ease

To be ready to be receptive to my disease,

 Which gives over the stressful struggle of modernity?

And joins with me on a voyage through out eternity

.For your celebration of the Holiday, Halloween,

In front of your mirror you will primp and preen.

 I have no pedestrian use for a welcome mat

I arrive in your boudoir as a well-dressed bat.

 And as you view your makeup in the reflection

I'm right behind you. The mirror has no detection.

 I prefer the charming allure of the fairer sex.

I find it too irresistible! I will bite your necks.

 Garlic in appetizers, I consider to be a flaw.

The only stakes I like should be served raw!

 If your soiree is boring, tedious, listless and flailing,

I'll enliven the evenings' festivities with an impaling!

 Then when the dawn ushers in the rising morning sun

I must please to beg your pardon 'cause I'll have to run!

 I'm attracted to the souls of voluptuous, sanguine fountains

Because, I hail from the mysterious Carpathian Mountains.

 If a Dracula is part of your Halloween desire;

I am a Brahm Stoker, time traveling vampire.

 Even though I am undead, I'm so good that I'm bad!

Please, don't have any dread; my name is Count Vlad.

 Roger Tompkins brings his full vampire arsenal to all parties and events.  He is funny and age-appropriate for children – and he is even funnier and age-appropriate for adults.