Hilarious singing telegrams. Enchanting children's performers. Talented celebrity impersonators. Delightful entertainers for any holiday. And so much more. For over 35 years, Live Wires has had only one goal: Make your party the unforgettable, jaw-dropping, "I-can't-believe-how-cool-that-was" event of the year.
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Charming and so warm, Santa Jerry’s real beard Santa puts a smile on the faces of believers young and old. He's a rock-God Santa! With a combination of old world tradition, stories and a little magic, Santa Jerry’s visit to your holiday event is guaranteed to put smiles on the faces of all.
(Please forgive us for interjecting Christmas during our warm, sunny days, but Santa Jerry has been booking since December, 2016. Grab him when you can!)
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I'm the perfect guest for your All Hallows Eve To excite and entertain. My magic may deceive.
Suave and sophisticated, I've acquired a wealthy fame. Thrilled, as I get you in my spell, you will know my name;
And when your party reaches the witching hour You will needs be drawn to my magnetic power.
A smile, a laugh; you will feel so at ease To be ready to be receptive to my disease,
Which gives over the stressful struggle of modernity? And joins with me on a voyage throughout eternity.
For your celebration of the Holiday, Halloween, In front of your mirror you will primp and preen.
I have no pedestrian use for a welcome mat I arrive in your boudoir as a well-dressed bat.
And as you view your makeup in the reflection I'm right behind you. The mirror has no detection.
I prefer the charming allure of the fairer sex. I find it too irresistible! I will bite your necks.
Garlic in appetizers, I consider to be a flaw. The only stakes I like should be served raw!
If your soiree is boring, tedious, listless and flailing, I'll enliven the evenings' festivities with an impaling!
Then when the dawn ushers in the rising morning sun I must please to beg your pardon 'cause I'll have to run!
I'm attracted to the souls of voluptuous, sanguine fountains Because, I hail from the mysterious Carpathian Mountains.
If a Dracula is part of your Halloween desire; I am a Brahm Stoker, time traveling vampire.
Even though I am undead, I'm so good that I'm bad!
Please, don't have any dread; my name is Count Vlad.
If you like your Christmas celebrations unconventional, witty and wacky, Father Christmas is the guy for you! Cliff McCloe brings his great humor, big-heart and insight into comedy toasting of your invitees. Just give him a bit of lead time and some informational tidbits, and he will craft his special custom funniness to your occasion. This Christmas "pudding" is special!
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Santa Helper Elves add Christmas merriment to all private and corporate events. Pooky the Elf is a favorite Christmas funster who dances, juggles, performs pocket magic and twists balloon animals. Other Christmas Elves have various assortments of fun under their sleeves. Add loving and spritely elves as a fillip to your holiday celebrations.
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WE BOOK LIVING, BREATHING (VERY) TALENTED HUMAN BEINGS. THEY ARE NOT HANGING HERE ON GRAPPLING HOOKS TO BE PLUCKED FROM A DRONE ARRIVING UPON YOUR IMMEDIATE REQUEST :)
OUR PERFORMERS NEED PREPARATION LEAD TIME AND TRAVEL TIME--AND WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH FUN IT IS TO MOVE FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER IN THE PUGET SOUND AREA NOW! PLEASE GIVE US AS MUCH NOTICE AS POSSIBLE.