Vince Valenzuela

His blend of "loveable sarcasm and cynicism" delivered through big Donnie Osmond/Eric Estrada pearly-white teeth keeps audiences laughing across the nation.  Vince is noted for revealing the hypocrisies, double standards and dysfunction's of human behavior that involve inane social trends, pop-culture, alcohol abuse, sex, smoking(usually occur in that order), relationships, family, current events, and the growing impatience of the self-centered brain-dead scattered throughout this "remote control society" we just so happen to call "The United States of America."

Vince has gained national recognition from several television appearances including: Comedy Central's Make Me Laugh and A&E's An Evening at the Improv, HBO's Loco Slam, USA's Up All Night, Entertainment Tonight and has just released his new DVD "Vin Shui"!!   His nationally released comedy CD entitled "DERAINDAMAGED" has received enormous praise.  His second CD "Verbal Vigilante" continues his honest and direct views on life and society and is sure to be a huge success as well.  Both his CD's are heard regularly on "Satellite Radio" where he's capturing new audiences.  Vince believes that traditional, straight, no frills, stand-up comedy is what his fans appreciate and what he delivers.  Comedy fans across the country enjoy this rising superstar because he's entertaining, engages his audience, doesn't stay on one topic too long and if you have to label him, he's JUST PLAIN FUNNY!

 

"There are a number of his lines and jokes that will keep me laughing for a long time.  A comedian who can run the politically correct obstacle course with the best of them." ~ Seattle Yacht Club

"Vince had rave reviews, comments like 'The comedian made the whole night for me' and 'Where did you get that guy, he was hilarious.'    It was a great show." ~ Clearwater Casino

"Everyone needs a break now and then.  He sure made it easy for our 600 employees to sit back and enjoy the program.  He made our holiday party a success." ~ TCI Cable

"We were extremely amused and the only complaint was from people's jaws aching from laughing so hard." ~ Snohomish County Physicians Association

"His style of humor was just racy enough to get everyone going without being offensive.  A very difficult thing to accomplish when you're playing to such a varied group of professionals." ~ American Capital Development

"Vince performed at our Christmas Party and we loved him! !  He tailored hisshow to fit the occasion and the audience and was hilariously funny!   He even dared to toss in a few "cop" jokes!  Vince's humor will have you falling off your chair laughing because it's so true!  Thank you Vince for making our party a huge hit!" ~ Bellingham Police Association