Live Wires Gallery of ROGER TOMPKINS

 

Seattle comic, parody, comedy roasting, satire, John Trevolta, John Revolta: comedian Roger Tompkins

LONG JOHN REVOLTA

OK, I want all youse babes to sing along:

"You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a ladies man, no time to talk.
See, I don't know about women's scorn; they want my hot bod since I was born.
Now, it's allright, it's okay, you can book me for a day.
You don't need to understand, why I stay fresh in the can.
Puget City breakin', and my rod is a shakin'
But I'm a revive, remainin' alive!
Ah, ha, ha, ha.  I'm still alive!  I'm still alive!

(Repeat refrain and go to bridge )
I'm goin' cheap fare!  I'm goin' cheap fare!
Somebody book me.  Somebody book me.
Yeah!  I'm still a-li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ve!" ( ad lib and vamp )

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