Live Wires Gallery of ROGER TOMPKINS

THE FAIRY GODFATHER

Yo!  I'm yo fairy god fodder.
Youse gotta book me fer yer next roast
Or else I'll toin yer dreams inta toast!

(Ya dig my little poem?)  Now, if youse books one uh de udder stooges round here, I'm jes gonna have ta make em take a long walk on a short pier, if ya gets my drift.  So, fer yer next swaree roast let me insult one uh yer loved ones wit an offer dey can't refuse.  And if youse is real nice, I'll fit em with cement shoes.  Badda bing-badda boom.

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