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Seattle comic, parody, comedy roasting, satire, Bum, Mickey Lemooch: comedian Roger Tompkins

MICKEY LEMOOCH

Ya got $25 fer a coff a cupee?  Hey, I get my jo [hic] at Barstucks an I'm a big tipper.  So was Gore's wife.  But [hic] I digress.  What wuz I talkin 'bout?  Sorry.  [Hic].  I wuz havin a senior movement.  If yer from Madrid that's a purty big thing.  [Hic]  Where wuz I?  Oh, ya.  Have ya got $20 in coin?  Cause I gotta use the pay toiley.  I dunno where itsh goin' but I gotta go an when I get there it'll probably be gone [hic], so gimme some cash.   Yer thinkin' I've had tee miny martoonies, but I take the use of alcohol very seriously.  So, can I have $5 for [hic] a cab ride home?  If you think I'm tipsy, I plead the fifth.

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