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Live Wires Gallery of CLIFF McCLOE
Cliff McCloe has been entertaining people for years.
He earned a string of 13 top ten hits between 1981 and 1987, including
"Endless Love," "Say You (Say Me) and "All Night Long." In
1985 he played "Marty McFly" opposite Christopher Lloyd in the summer
blockbuster "Back to the Future." In the 90's, he led the
Chicago Bulls to a record four NBA championships. While his sister,
Paris, gets all the attention these days, it is Cliff who is first in
line to inherit the Hilton fortune.
"But…what makes Cliff the HAPPIEST?" you might ask. "That's simple,"
he would breezily reply. "The number one thing that makes me happy
is creating wacky and zany characters for the people of the Pacific Northwest,
so that their birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, bachelor and bachelorette
parties, anniversaries and corporate events are just as magical as my
life has been so far. The number two thing, of course, is a bag
of 4-cheese Doritos and a cold can of Caffeine Free Diet Coke! Number
three is probably spending time with my wife, Eva Longoria. Number
four…hey, anybody wanna wrestle?"
What does Cliff have to offer your special event? Well, he has probably
spent more hours studying improvisation than your family physician spent
in med school. He has logged in nearly 8,000 different performances
over the past 10 years (no kidding!). He's got dozens of characters
just waiting to be let out of his basement. He's a gifted emcee
and can make your party run smooth and easy, like Sunday morning.
Most importantly, however, he possesses almost no shame. As long
as it is legal and doesn't involve mangos (he's allergic), Cliff will
probably do it. Want him to dress up like a ballerina and serenade
your husband at his Rotary Club meeting? Cliff can do it.
Want him to write and sing a song celebrating your company's third quarter
profit jump? Cliff can do it. Want him to try to convince
the American people that the privatization of Social Security is a good
idea? Well, c'mon! He's not that crazy!
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