Live Wires Gallery of MARK DEVOS
The Police Officer
"Sgt. Chris P. Cream"
Halt! Seriously, please halt! How do you expect me to chase you with coffee in one hand and a donut in the other?
What?! Do I detect snickering? Go ahead, laugh it up, comedian! Word on the street is that some of your partners in crime have spilled a few beans with your name on them. I'm not afraid to read you and your arrested development the riot act. Why, just this morning I had to lecture some lady for being too sexy on her 50th birthday. Tonight I have to serve going away cards to some slacker at his retirement party. It all comes with the territory.
I've stunned more than one clown with a bad joke. I also possess a trusty singing voice and I'm not scared to use it.
Still believe you can outrun the law, huh? I know what you're thinking --- "Did he eat six donuts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as these are old-fashioned, chocolate glazed donuts, the most powerful donuts in the world and would blow your belt buckle clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" --- Well, do ya, punk?
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