Live Wires Gallery of KRIS KEPPELER

Seattle Live Wires singer, comedienne, comic roaster, Kris Keppeler: Little Blo Peep, Little Bo Peep

LITTLE BLO PEEP

Poor Peep has lost her sheep and she's stressed.  She's seen that Ian Luv-Ewe hangin' around and she's heard many stories swapped around her shepherd campfires.  She knows that guys with more than one sheep are bigamists and that any guy with more than 500 girlfriends is a shepherd.   Ian Luv-Ewe qualifies on all counts.

If your guy is an Ian Luv-Ewe-type, a possible sheep-luvin' wolf in sheep-disguise, please invite Little Blo Beep over so she can search for her little innocent, virginal sheep and give that pervert a good dressing-down.  She'll cheap-sheep joke him until him he can never touch wool again.

 
 
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