LITTLE BLO PEEP
Poor Peep has lost her sheep and she's stressed. She's seen that
Ian Luv-Ewe hangin' around and she's heard many stories swapped around
her shepherd campfires. She knows that guys with more than one sheep
are bigamists and that any guy with more than 500 girlfriends is a shepherd.
Ian Luv-Ewe qualifies on all counts.
If your guy is an Ian Luv-Ewe-type, a possible sheep-luvin' wolf in sheep-disguise,
please invite Little Blo Beep over so she can search for her little innocent,
virginal sheep and give that pervert a good dressing-down. She'll
cheap-sheep joke him until him he can never touch wool again.
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