Live Wires Gallery of ROGER TOMPKINS

DR.  I. M. (Immodium Muon) HJUNG

I am zee noted atrophysical, psychotherapeutic, paleontological unt custodial maintenance engineer who vill operate for you.  For CASH!  Have scalpel, vill travel.  I recently had a case come before me.  I drank it.  But zeriously, volks, I vonce hexamined a patient who had broken his arms in sree places.  I told him to stop going to zose sree places.  Zo, if you vant a pre-frontal lobotomy, I get a free bottle in front of me.  Book me!  Quantum mechanics doesn't pay zo gudt.

BACK TO ROGER'S GALLERY		BACK TO JUGGLERS
BACK TO THE PRANKSTERS		BACK TO MAGICIANS
BACK TO SINGING TELEGRAMS		BACK TO HOLIDAY PERFORMERS
BACK TO BELLY & HULA DANCERS		BACK TO CHILDREN'S PERFORMERS
BACK TO CELEBRITY IMPERSONATORS		BACK TO STREET & FIRE PERFORMERS

Call Us at (206) 526-5483 OR CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL US FOR A BOOKING !

Live Wires on Facebook   All images and content © Live Wires 1995-2012. All rights reserved, reproduction strictly prohibited.

Live Wires • FAQ • News • Bands & Musical Groups • Barbershop & Acapella • Burlesque • Cabaret • Caricaturists • Celebrity Impersonators • Childrens' Performers • Circus, Street & Fire • Comedians • Dancers • Holiday Performers • Hosts & M.C.'s • Hypnotists • Jugglers • Magicians • Mimes • Poker Dealers & Saloon Girls • Pranksters • Psychics • Singing Telegrams • Theater & Improv