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Seattle comedienne, comic roaster, singer, comic pirate, Anastasia Israel, The Pirate

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Ahoy, matey!  Come aboard, you shy buccaneer!  Aye, I am a pirate.  Aaaaargh!  and Ho!   Ho!   Ho!   Bring me some rum.  The stories you have heard of me are all true.  I have sailed the seven seas, have stolen many a map and have explored secret caves where I have found buried treasure.  Ah, treasure!  I will sing of days of old and tell tales of the most notorious of my kind.  I have even been known to tell jokes and dance a waltz  .  .  .   For a few pieces of eight I may even tie you up and make you walk the plank.  Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  Heh!  Heh!   Heh!   Yarhar!

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