THE PIRATE
Ahoy, matey! Come aboard, you shy buccaneer!
Aye, I am a pirate. Aaaaargh! and
Ho! Ho! Ho! Bring me some
rum. The stories you have heard of me
are all true. I have sailed the seven
seas, have stolen many a map and have explored
secret caves where I have found buried treasure.
Ah, treasure! I will sing of days
of old and tell tales of the most notorious
of my kind. I have even been known to tell jokes
and dance a waltz . . .
For a few pieces of eight I may even tie you
up and make you walk the plank. Ha! Ha!
Ha! Heh! Heh! Heh!
Yarhar!
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