THE NUN
My name is Sister Mary Margarita and I am a singing, dancing and comic roasting ball of angelic fire, or so, they say. You have probably heard that I was kicked out of The Immaculate Conception Convent for getting drunk on the Communion wine, well, it is true . . . but I have since sought help through prayer and now have my own night club act. I still help the needy, sick, and poor when I am not entertaining. I am also true to my vows of poverty, chastity and obedience, though I sometimes find it very difficult. Call me and we can pray and kneel and you can confess your sins to me and I will sing and dance and we can laugh and pray some more. Sounds like an awful lot of fun, don't ya think? I will bring my ruler.
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