KRYSTAL BAL
Greetinks, darlinks! I am Ms. Krystal Bal, the very, famous fortune
teller. You 'ave probably 'eard of me. I am known all over
de world for my psychic abilities. I am especially famous in my
homeland, Gypsyania, and dey just vorship me in da whole Eastern European
'emisphere, and even in many other 'emispheres. I vill do for you
my gypsy dancink and singink. I read palms and tarot cards and can
predict de future. I 'ave mesmerized tousands. I love to snow
ski and I dream of meetink Johnny Depp and Cher. GYPSIES RULE!!!
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