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Oh boy, somebody's getting old and you know what that means: it's
time for their publicly humiliating check-up examination by The Geriatric
Nurse!
We must not forget that many health problems begin before you even look
or feel feeble, frail and decrepit. With her medical tools of hammer,
drill, saw, caulking gun, duct tape and large clamps, she can detect those
problems and treat them before they cause chronic debilitation and decline.
Her flexibility and memory tests and her rubber-gloved probing nature
leave no body part unturned.
Common side effects include dizzying laughter accompanied by abdominal
pain, shortness of breath, watering eyes, and may cause severe wrinkling
around the mouth and eyes from laughing.
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