Live Wires Gallery of ROGER TOMPKINS
CUPID
Okay, okay, so my best years of matchmaking are behind me. My eyesight
isn't too good and my aim is even worse. As a matter of fact, the
last matchmaking mission I was sent on didn't go so well. Here's
what happened: There were two perfectly matched single strangers
sitting on a park bench on a glorious spring day. My orders were
to make them meet and fall in love. I loaded my romance bow with
the trusted passion arrow and fired at the guy. I hit him because
he was a big target. Then I focused my aim on the lovely little
lady but I missed her and hit the bench. Actually, it was pretty
funny watching this rather large man passionately profess his love and
fidelity to a park bench, but the lady kind of freaked out and called
the police on him. Because of that fiasco I lost my matchmaking
status in the Cupid Union.
However, there is still one upside for booking me to deliver a love missive:
One look at me and your significant other will be compelled to swear
an oath of committed love and fealty to you for all eternity. How
can you go wrong with that?
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